So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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