what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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