It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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