suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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