Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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