I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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