u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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