Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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