dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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