He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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