as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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