You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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