Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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