The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i think i just lost a toe
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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