don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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