Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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