Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
someone owes me an orgasm
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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