Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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