Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
The best revenge is premature balding
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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