even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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