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(512): View more from Texas

remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning

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(845): View more from New York

our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...

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(518): View more from New York

Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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(704): View more from North Carolina

a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...

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(310): View more from California

No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.

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