Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just gargled with NyQuil
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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