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Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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