just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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