The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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