And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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its like you know when i get waxed
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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