youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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