Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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