Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
my liver is dry heaving
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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