Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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