I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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