So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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