I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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