HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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