In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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