That's intense
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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