when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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