It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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