We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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