I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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