Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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