I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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