Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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