when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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