Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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