I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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