just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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