Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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