My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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