a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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