she was so not down for the gang bang
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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