Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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