I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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