Im at strip club and am horny
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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