That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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