Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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