we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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